One day, there I was relaxing on the beach when I noticed some strange patterns on the beach.
I looked up and there before me was the most beautiful Goddess I ever saw. Not that I’ve ever seen a Goddess before. Anyway, she was the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen.
So I laid there staring at her beautiful face for what seemed like an eternity
She was calling my name all night with her nose..
“Zzzz Z Zzzz Z…”
When she brushed her wavy hair aside while swinging her head
( you know, like they do in shampoo commercials)
I thought I saw her smiling at me.
It was just then, that I knew…..
I was in love.
And then I saw her legs.
and I thought ‘Nice legs!’
Z the Alligator Part 2